Liberal Biases—Quite Bizarre

 

  In the effort to be fair, politicians end up being pointless. They are supposed to, at least symbolically, emphasize Western Values, not excuse the behavior of those who hate us.

   Do not think about, write about or deal with  human behavior without determining the effects of incentives. It’s not their money, of course they’ll waste it.

Wherein we see how different folks react.

JOKE OF THE DAY: Are You A Democrat, A Republican, Or A Southerner?
By 100% FED Up –

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife
and two small children.

Suddenly, a terrorist with a huge knife
Comes around the corner, locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you…

You are carrying a
Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?

THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:

Democrat’s Response:

? Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question!

? What is a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP?

? Does the man look poor or oppressed?

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   If he is, what did you culturally insensitive types do to drive him to this?  Surely we must have a dialogue. I will listen, really listen, to you.

? Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?

? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

? Could we run away?

? What does my wife think?

? What about the kids?

? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife
out of his hand?

? What does the law say about this situation?

? Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?

? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message
does this send to society and to my children?

? Is it possible he’d be happy with just killing me?

? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just
to wound me?

? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away
while he was stabbing me?

? Should I call 9-1-1?

? Why is this street so deserted?

? We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.

? Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would
discourage such behavior.

? I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to
come to a consensus.

? This is all so confusing!

Republican’s Answer:

BANG!

Southerner’s Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click….. (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG!BANG!
Click

Daughter: ‘Nice grouping, Daddy!’
‘Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!

Son: ‘Can I shoot the next one?!’

Wife: You are not taking that to the Taxidermist!

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Government Job or Respect–Which’ll It Be?
Cheerio and ttfn,
Grant Coulson, Ph.D.
Author, “Power Teaching: How to Find Someone to Teach Your Child when the Education System has Failed.”
Cui Bono–Cherchez les Contingencies

 

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