Random Thoughts-1

   I think universal harmony is a pipedream and it may be more productive to focus on more modest goals, like a ban on yodeling. Woody Allen.

   I suppose the rioters in Ferguson will continue to steal electronics until social justice is restored.

    Those 15 year efficiency bulbs keep burning out. I’ve replaced 4 of 45 in the last three weeks. The politicians should pass a law to make them last longer because they believe they can change the laws of nature and Human Nature by proper legislation.

   Find the bitch in your life. This person can be male or female. You can spot them easily because the purpose of every utterance is to make you feel bad. If it’s your spouse, my sympathy.

   If Global Warming is man made, we’re just not trying hard enough. If the rest of the year is normal, 2014 will be the coldest year in modern times.

  Now the switch of the hysterics is to catastrophic weather events, they must change history so that hurricanes have been ravaging the southeast U.S. for the last 10 years. Oh wait, they haven’t. If you’re a scientist and the data don’t support you, you give up your theory. If you’re a zealot and the data don’t support you, you yell louder.

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